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In God We Trust Tee

$25.00

My esteemed compatriots, In my day, we wielded muskets with the grace of a fencer, and the idea of a Colt revolver would likely have left us scratching our powdered wigs in bewilderment. Imagine, if you will, crossing the Delaware with an AR-15 in tow—I daresay the Hessians might have surrendered just out of sheer confusion! The advancements in weaponry brings a hearty smile to my woodden teeth.

Buy the damn shirt already!

Sincerely,  The OG

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  • 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
  • Pre-shrunk
  • Relaxed fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.